THE KĂRCHER QUEEN
Kärcher is a household name in Europe and a handyman’s best friend. A few years ago, I bought a Kärcher high-pressure water cleaner to make my Calvisson handyman’s work faster. Kärcher claims to be user-friendly and water efficient. However, this year, my handyman was unavailable due to a minor domestic accident, and unable to find a replacement, I had to handle the cleaning myself. I now believe that cleaning and weed removal are no longer tasks for the local handymen. The water cleaner’s operating manual is written in 28 European languages but lacks helpful pictures. After watching two YouTube tutorials, I became Karcher proficient at 82, bingo!
The
equipment is a bit heavy to drag around but I discovered that the high-pressure
gun is more fun to operate than a vacuum cleaner. Wearing my rubber boots, I thoroughly cleaned porch,
patio and terrace; all are now spick and span. If “Kärchering”
can be done by a female octogenarian, I understand why it has lost its appeal
to younger men. The unintended Kärcher
Queen will conclude this topic at this juncture, however her perspective on mundane
house chores remains unenthusiastic.
During her
initial two weeks in the south of France, the Kärcher Queen focused on
housekeeping tasks, she nonetheless found time for friends and culture and even
managed a weekend escape to Paris. The
weekend had been planned to coincide with M’s stay in the city and the blockbuster
David Hockney exhibit at the Fondation Louis Vuitton, FLV. M is a long-term UN friend who also lives in
Rio.
Since its inauguration
in 2014, the Franck Gehry-designed building of the FLV has hosted many
acclaimed exhibitions. I am no art expert,
but I find the foundation’s exhibition choices eclectic at best. It offers a sought-after exhibition space, and
its deep pockets compensate for an absence of art collection. David Hockney 25 is FLV’s current
blockbuster exhibition, it brings together more than four hundred works
produced during the last 25 years. It is
Hockney’s biggest retrospective ever.
I had been
impressed by Hockney “gadget” iPad paintings, fascinated by the old guy’ s grasp
of digital technology (he is 87). He
started drawing on an iPad in 2011 and upgraded his technic during the Covid pandemic.
Hockney has kept reinventing himself
over his career: the vivid colors of his Yorkshire landscapes are mesmerizing
(photo below). Hockney’s opera designs and
sets powerfully end the show. I exited
the Gehri building with stars in my eyes and glorious music in my ears.
It is a well-known
fact that women artists (of all periods) have seen their legacy erased, and many
were only “rediscovered” in the mid-20th century! Paris museums have recently given space to female
artists like Brazilian Tarsila do Amaral (1886-1973) and Italian Artemisia
Gentileschi (1593-1653).
In an
Instagram post, my cousin E noted arresting coincidences between Gentileschi
and Valadon. Both learned their art from
their milieu and were barrier breaking women who became financially independent.
Because “Maria” Valadon modeled for
older painters (often lovers), painter Toulouse-Lautrec (also a lover) nicknamed
her Suzanne in reference to the Baroque painting Suzanne and the Elders.
Toulouse-Lautrec certainly referred to
Tintoretto’s Suzanne, as Gentileschi’s version was little known at the time. The biblical
story Suzanne and the Elders, depicts old men trying to sexually abuse a
girl, it illustrates how women were brought up in an abusive male society. Valadon took her revenge: she was the first woman
painter to depict a male nude.
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From Austria:" Sorry, the "comment function" does not work on my phone. I enjoyed meeting you in Paris and loved Hickney s coloueful landscapes, and Gabriele Münter, equally bold and colourful. I was a bit disappointed by Matisse and Marguerite. His strength is not in portaits, and I found the portraits of his daughter a little uninspired.
ReplyDeleteA shame I missed Susanne Valandon. Perhaps next time when the Centre Pompidou re-opens. Paris is always worth a trip."
From UK: I enjoy reading your Karcher Queen blog. Houses are lots of work. I had never heard of Munter and Valadon. Thanks for informing me."
ReplyDeleteLoved this blog. I always learn something new when I read your essays. Had never heard of Munter before! Hockney I know well, from my youth in Los Angeles. His séries of swimming pool pirtraits was done when he lived there. Can't wait to see you as the Karcher Queen when I visit you!
ReplyDeleteWhen you come to visit, a Karcher crash course will be included!
DeleteFrom UK: Well, he’s a very old, very blunt Yorkshire man, addicted to nicotine, so what do people expect!!!"
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine shared her disappointment in meeting Hockney in the flesh. The guy is apparently very unpleasant. Another friend reacted. See her comment above.
DeleteThanks Beatrice for this new blog, always a pleasure to read from you. I wish I had the time to visit the Hockney’s exhibition, I love his work, especially the iPad paintings (biding myself a kind of geek). However, personally, I hate using a karcher, I always end up getting tangled up with the water pipe and the electric wire…
ReplyDeleteTry vacuuming much worse!
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DeleteFrom NYC: "D. Hockney en couverture du New Yorker cette semaine: un peu de beauté qui tranche avec la vulgarité de l’Administration US!"
ReplyDeleteFrom the same friend:"Music to your ears Hockney sees colors in music a condition called synaesthesia 🎨"
ReplyDeleteFrom Brazil: "Seu blog a Rainha Karcher.
ReplyDeleteFabulosa a sua descriçao, so tenho a acrescentar aos meus conhecimentosna Arte. Parabens."
I drew a parallel between Valadon and Gentileschi, but the one with Münter is also interesting, as women are always someone's wife, daughter, or mother.
ReplyDeleteIn the Matisse exhibition, it's ultimately not the paintings that are most compelling, but rather the incredible life story of Marguerite.
True. See debate below.
DeleteFrom France:"J'ai lu votre dernier blog. Bien aimé votre portrait en Kärcher Lady. Concernant les femmes peintres: je ne connaissais pas G.Münter. Quant à S.Valadon, je ne connaissais pas bien son œuvre. Mais vous avez raison de soulever ce questionnement. Et parcourant la bio d'Artemisia, je me demande si cette dernière n'a pas eu plus de reconnaissance professionnelle en son temps."
ReplyDeleteInteressante votre question sur Artemisia. Comme Judith Leyster, elle a ete overlooked, forgotten pendant si longtemps que la re- reconnaissance prendra du temps. De plus, les gouts ont change. Il faut voir les flamands et autres Caravaggio pour reapprecier leurs talents. L expo que j ai vue a Amsterdam m a re ouvert les yeux
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